emilee.
cars. girls. funny shit.
message me anytime
kik me: emilee_xoxox
~brutal~

monotonethoughts:

bae—electronica:

taint3ed:

This girl was talking about how she bomb AF in bed and how she always be in reverse cowgirl sucking dick and riding a nigga and there was all these black guys at the table and she was going on and on and this one guy looked up from his phone and was like, “Bitch that ain’t even something to brag about. A nigga had yo ass turned away from him cause yo ass is fucking ugly and them teeth snaggled.”

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Lmfaoo

(via heavylifestyle)

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

(via heavylifestyle)

emptyparkinglot2am:

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

(Source: holmyhan, via upsetx)

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

(via in-awhispertone-everything)

is-earned-not-given:

sultana-bran:

jesselaceypanties:

whose dog is it?



It’s not a dog it’s a kangaroo

99% sure that’s not a kangaroo

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

(via upsetx)

lampghost:

dont hate the player, hate the controller, this shit is broken i swear to god i jumped bro

(via fuck-you-feels)

svau:

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

(via fuck-you-feels)